After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
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i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
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dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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