I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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