She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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