Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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