I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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