He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
you traded sex for a burrito?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
