I wannas sexs uuuuu
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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