You can't motorboat a personality
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
