At least make sure they are 18
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Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
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I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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