Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
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thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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