Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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