Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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