i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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