The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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