I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
How does one acquire holy water?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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