I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
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Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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