How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I think a kid would responsible me up
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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