dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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