i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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