yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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