Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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