how can u be prego again
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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