she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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