Capitaan dildo arrescate!
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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