I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
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I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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