were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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