Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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