well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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