I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
When are your genitals available?
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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