he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Houston, we have a blender
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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