yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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