I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
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I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
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Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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