I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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