How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Rumble strips road head = magical
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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