so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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