Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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