I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
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We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
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I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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