Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
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I can feel your judgement through the phone
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize