Fine. I'll sleep in my office
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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