Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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