Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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