I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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