On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
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She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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