Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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