so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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