you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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