I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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