Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
she peed on how many people?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
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