Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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