i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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