People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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