just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
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