By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
