remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
My pussy is not your playground.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
