3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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